I was hoping someone had had an idea for online dim sum. I had this great idea once, at the start of the first dotcom boom. If you go out late in the UK, and drink a lot, you will definitely find yourself in a doner kebab shop between 2am and 4am. They are delicious when you're dying of alcohol poisoning and too much dancing and shouting, poisonous when you're sober.

So I tried to register ebab.com - geddit? e-bab, your online kebab source. OK, so it follows the slashdot get-rich-quick plan:

1. Have idea
2. ?
3. Profit!

But when I looked, ebab was already registered - as a gay bed-and-breakfast (b-a-b) exchange site

Anyways, I hope that's useful...